SKUZZOS — Type your name. Get your card.
Type your name. Get your card.
Collectible gross cards, one first name at a time. Add your friends, your family, your worst coworker — real first names only.
- In the collection
- 20 / 100
- Names in the hat
- 5
- Drawn each week
- 15
NEXT WEEK’S 15
Already pulled. Cards drop Monday.
- ANOUK
- FRANKLIN
- HIREN
- ISAAC
- ISAIAH
- KOLAWOLE
- LIZA
- LIZZIE
- MILOS
- NADIA
- PATRICK
- PAUL
- RASHEED
- RICK
- THEODORE
What is SKUZZOS?
VINCENT · collection #1
One name, one card, forever
Every first name gets exactly one gross card. Once Vincent is drawn and drawn up, that's it — there will only ever be one Vincent. Your name is the whole attribution. No accounts, no profiles, no points.
MAYA · collection #2
The weekly drop
Every week we pull 15 names out of the hat and make a card for each one. They get revealed across Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday — about five a day.
KEVIN · collection #3
The community decides
Voting opens Thursday for the whole drop at once, so a Monday card and a Wednesday card get exactly the same shot. You get one like a day — spend it on the card you most want to see in the collection. Sunday night the top three walk straight in, and I hand-pick two more. Monday to Wednesday, while the weekly vote is shut, your like works on the archive.
JEFF · collection #5
It's a movement, not a logo
Every card is its own piece — the right character, the right expression, the right kind of gross. One name at a time, until the collection is full.
BAPTISTE · collection #6
Nothing gets deleted
Cards that don't make the cut don't disappear. Every card ever drawn stays in the archive, forever. Go dig through the rejects.
GRETA · collection #4
Card 100 closes the series
When the 100th card enters the collection, the series is closed. Then one last vote: the 100 cards of the collection plus the 25 best-voted cards pulled back out of the archive. 125 finalists. The top 20 get printed as real, physical trading cards. Rarity follows the vote: #1 is a very limited numbered print, #2 to #5 are rare, #6 to #20 are commons. They come in sealed packs of 5 random cards — you don't choose what you get. The packs are given away through community contests. Nothing is sold, and none of it is tied to holding the token.
The good ones
See all 20Put your name in the hat
Names stay in the pool until they’re drawn. Add your friends, your family, your worst coworker.
One real first name at a time. Made-up names don’t get cards. Letters, accents, hyphens. One name = one card, forever — type a name that’s already been made and you’ll get its card instead.
THEY MOVE TOO
Some of the cards that make it into the collection get their own short film — same face, same filth, now moving. I pick which ones. All on TikTok.
Watch on TikTok